Go Vote!
My cousin is in an online competition for free wedding photography.
http://dittmerphotography.blogspot.com/2008/05/photography-giveaway-vote-here.html
My cousin is Laura Reinsvold and her fiance is Leon. They were getting beat pretty badly, but that was before the Reinsvold Juggernaut was mobilized. They are within about 8% now and voting ends on Sunday. Help put them over the edge.
My cousins and I have been scheming of ways we can manipulate the vote and here was my suggestions…
If we have learned anything from these past months of severe political campaigning, its not so much a matter of making our candidate look the best, but rather making the other candidate look the worst.
Who is this couple Daniel and Bianca (Bianca…sounds Russian, that won’t play in the red states). Where is Daniel’s American flag lapel pin. What, are they not proud of being American? They are admittedly “young.” Everyone knows that’s euphemism for inexperienced and in these turbulent times, do we want some upstart punk kids winning free photo shoots? Not in my America!
We need to “swift boat” this couple, dredge up some old skeletons. What of these “bad breakups” mentioned in their post? A little sleuthing may turn up a Gennifer Flower’s type ex-girlfriend and maybe a couple a state troopers who were asked to cover for Daniel (those too young for that reference, ask your parents when you turn 18). Can we get some robo-calls set up to inform voters of an incorrect polling location, ain’t nothing wrong with a little voter supression? Karl Rove should be available for some contract work, he has no problem doing whatever it takes to win (ask McCain about the South Carolina primary in 2000).
We can always go old school and get Frank Sinatra to get his mobster buddies to stuff the ballot box for us. Finally, let’s not forget the advice old “Big Bill” Thompson, “Vote early…and often!”
Cheers,
Eric
